Affirmation

Dear Blog:

Hot Sun + Awesome Music = Yes.

All The Time.

Except for now, in the Not Sun.

Love, Anna

Getaway

Dear Blog:

I will miss you.
Hold the fort down.
I think you can be awesome while I am gone.

TTYL!

*gags*

Love, Anna

Planning

Dear Blog:

Make Lists.
Pack Things.
Leave this town and never come back!

Love Anna

Humour

Dear Blog:

Cross the line with a joke in poor taste.
Watch your friends squirm.

Then laughingly pretend you didn't mean it.

Love Anna

Bikini Season

Dear Blog:

Start your spring work out right - Snowshoveling.

Love, Anna

Fashion

Dear Blog:

Snowpants.

Love, Anna

Sympathy

Dear Blog:

These are the best break-up lines.

For women to say: "I just don't want your P in my V."

For men to say: "Shit got weird, let's just be bros."

Love, Anna