White Anglo Saxon Protestants

Dear Blog:

Wasps are not awesome.
They are annoying, and bite-y.

Love, Anna

Entitlement

Dear Blog:

Name your car "The Dance Party" for obvious reasons.

Love, Anna

Labour

Dear Blog:

Watch a season's worth of TV all in one day.
Until your eyeballs fall out.
Be inspired.

Love, Anna

Happy Sometimes

Dear Blog:

Leave Stars in cute places.
Write notes to tape to the heavy machines.
Or Post-It Note Graffiti.

Love, Anna

Yearly Payment Plan

Dear Blog:

Start a sweet tradition.
Make your friends pay for it every year.

Love, Anna

My Comeback

Dear Blog:

Come back with a bang!
Gin Sleepovers.
Yeah!

Love, Anna

Vicarious

Dear Blog:

Pick handsome men to donate their sperm for a new-age family.
Then work with them.

Love, Anna