Proposal

Dear Blog:

Posts are now haikus
Haikus are always awesome
Even when they're not*

Love, Anna

*Haiku Author is
The First Blog Contributer
Thank you Sir Poet.

PSA

Dear Blog:

More people should say the word "WOW!" when excited or amazed.

It is funny.

Love, Anna

Three strikes you're out

Dear Blog:

Snow blowers and lawn mowers sound similar outside my window.
WHY ISN'T IT SUMMER YET DAMMIT!

And yes, I am smokin' hot as usual. Thank you.

Love, Anna

Walk of Fame

Dear Blog:

The Gin-a-tron made the slow walk this morning back to her car.

There was a buzzing sound and two flies suddenly were humping on the arm of the Gin-a-tron's coat.

Spring?

Love,
Anna

Environmentalism

Dear Blog:

Sunny days should be always.

Please clear up the smog issue in California. Let's move there.

Deal? Deal!

Love, Anna

Politically Correct

Dear Blog:

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Hangman (hang person?) Time!

Love, Anna

p.s. Blog will buy you a beer if you get it right.

To Do

Dear Blog:

Daydream in bed. Very Comfy.

Watch Batman the Movie with Adam West.

Daydream about Batman.

Love, Anna