Math

Dear Blog:

Apricots + Beer = A great way to celebrate.

Love, Anna

Transportation

Dear Blog:

Airplanes are there for a reason.
Use them.

Love, Anna

Fate

Dear Blog:

TV is the best way to find love.
Try Temptation Island first.

Love, Anna

Equality

Dear Blog:

Share a bottle of wine, but take up the whole bed.

Love, Anna

Emo

Dear Blog:

My eyes are swollen shut with the stings of a thousand bees and all of them have your face.

Love, Anna

Taste Buds

Dear Blog:

A cinnamon bun without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

Love, Anna

News

Dear Blog:

Be a Cover Story at least once.

Love Anna

Job Market

Dear Blog:

Take your friend to work day is better than take your daughter to work day.

Love, Anna

Daily Routine

Dear Blog:

The more Bollywood meets Hollywood the better.
Demand brightly coloured dance numbers down the streets, elephants and gospel choirs.

Love, Anna

Fancy Free

Dear Blog:

Dance You Ass Off!
A great way to stay in shape.

Love, Anna

The Educated

Dear Blog:

Read books.
Then you can feel culturally superior.

Love, Anna

Intervention

Dear Blog:

It might be time for that first step.
I hope I don't cry when I read you my letter.

Please, just leave the Crocs at home!

Love, Anna

They're Like Fishes

Dear Blog:

Play me your favourite song but only play it on the stereo because you can't play guitar.

Or learn how to play guitar. IMPRESS ME DAMMIT.

Love, Anna

Ice Dance

Dear Blog:

It pays to know things about figure skating when going on dates.

Love, Anna

Oath

Dear Blog:

Rewrite moments of your personal history with all the better lines you wish you had said.
Only tell the better version.

Even in court.

Love, Anna

Complimentary Compliment

Dear Blog:

Tell your friends that they are Effin Fun-Fuckin-Tastic.
If they don't love it, they are not worth your time.

Love, Anna

Today's Events

Dear Blog:

Lunch Dates.

New Songs.

Good News.

More Love!

Love, Anna

Weather Report

Dear Blog:

Wake up to a clear blue sky.

Glorious.

Love, Anna

Celebrations

Dear Blog:

Gin.
Grandmothers.
It all works out.

Love, Anna

Time Zones

Dear Blog:

Time Zones can suck it. The post below is for Monday.

Love, Anna

Mating Season

Dear Blog:

Spring Fever is a great excuse to hook up unexpectedly.

Let the smooching begin!

Love, Anna

Hmmmmmm

Dear Blog:

Bubble Tea?

Love, Anna

Quirky

Dear Blog:

Have a friend buy you gifts from far away.
Preferably a Quivering Chicken.

Love, Anna

Rent Control

Dear Blog:

Let's build a Tree House.

A You and Me House.

Love, Anna