Affirmation

Dear Blog:

Hot Sun + Awesome Music = Yes.

All The Time.

Except for now, in the Not Sun.

Love, Anna

Getaway

Dear Blog:

I will miss you.
Hold the fort down.
I think you can be awesome while I am gone.

TTYL!

*gags*

Love, Anna

Planning

Dear Blog:

Make Lists.
Pack Things.
Leave this town and never come back!

Love Anna

Humour

Dear Blog:

Cross the line with a joke in poor taste.
Watch your friends squirm.

Then laughingly pretend you didn't mean it.

Love Anna

Bikini Season

Dear Blog:

Start your spring work out right - Snowshoveling.

Love, Anna

Fashion

Dear Blog:

Snowpants.

Love, Anna

Sympathy

Dear Blog:

These are the best break-up lines.

For women to say: "I just don't want your P in my V."

For men to say: "Shit got weird, let's just be bros."

Love, Anna

Hobby

Dear Blog:

"We could be daytime drunks it we wanted,
we'd never get anything done that way, baby."

Do it. With Good Friends.

(also be Daytime Drunks!)

Love, Anna

SHAME!

Dear Blog:

I missed Thursday.

I am sorry.

Love, Anna

Shameless Promotion

Dear Blog:

Picnicface is Hilarious and Awesome.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/user/picnicface

Love, Anna

Vigilante

Dear Blog:

"Captain Exhaust-o.
That is my super-hero name.

I don't solve a lot of crime....."

Hang out with old friends more often. Great Blog material!

Love, Anna

SCIENCE!

Dear Blog:

She blinded me with Science.

Ouch.

But also: Ooooh!

Love, Anna

Delicious Pancakes!

Dear Blog:

Breakfast Dates = Yes!

Please add this to the Awesomest Things Calender.

Thank you.

Love, Anna

Exercise

Dear Blog:

Next time when saying "WOW" about something exciting, add a couple of Snap Kicks into the mix.

It's a Snap Kickingly Good Time.

Love, Anna

Opposity Day Indeed

Dear Blog:

Giant Pearl Coloured Escalades are Not Awesome.

If you own one, sell it and give the proceeds to an inner city youth organization.

Love, Anna

This Morning

Dear Blog:

Try to use this word today.

Banausic (adj)
1. with no art, creativity, or imagination
2. practical or materialistic rather than uplifting or inspiring

Love, Anna

We All Need More....

Dear Blog:

It is impossible to keep from smiling when confronted with the following three things.

Penguins
Baby Turtles
Cowbell

Love, Anna

Memory

Dear Blog:

Sharks should never be anything except for fucking awesome.
Sharks are what dreams are made of!

Love, Anna

Ah! I know, I know!
It's not a haiku. Suck it up!
Some day it might be.

A Sure Thing

Dear Blog:

Best New Pick Up Line
Just a note: Do you like me?
Check Yes, No, Maybe.


Use it.

Love Anna

Proposal

Dear Blog:

Posts are now haikus
Haikus are always awesome
Even when they're not*

Love, Anna

*Haiku Author is
The First Blog Contributer
Thank you Sir Poet.

PSA

Dear Blog:

More people should say the word "WOW!" when excited or amazed.

It is funny.

Love, Anna

Three strikes you're out

Dear Blog:

Snow blowers and lawn mowers sound similar outside my window.
WHY ISN'T IT SUMMER YET DAMMIT!

And yes, I am smokin' hot as usual. Thank you.

Love, Anna

Walk of Fame

Dear Blog:

The Gin-a-tron made the slow walk this morning back to her car.

There was a buzzing sound and two flies suddenly were humping on the arm of the Gin-a-tron's coat.

Spring?

Love,
Anna

Environmentalism

Dear Blog:

Sunny days should be always.

Please clear up the smog issue in California. Let's move there.

Deal? Deal!

Love, Anna

Politically Correct

Dear Blog:

_ _ _ _ / = / _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Hangman (hang person?) Time!

Love, Anna

p.s. Blog will buy you a beer if you get it right.

To Do

Dear Blog:

Daydream in bed. Very Comfy.

Watch Batman the Movie with Adam West.

Daydream about Batman.

Love, Anna