Hibernation

Dear Blog:

Find a cozy snowflake covered political cocoon and curl up.
With a dear friend.
BONUS!!!!

Love, Anna

Patriotism

Dear Blog:

American Corn Pops are better.

Love, Anna

Save the Whales

Dear Blog:

Go for Not-Sushi.
Amazing.

Love, Anna

Talk Nerdy To Me.

Dear Blog:

Sweater Vests.
Fuck Yeah.

Love, Anna

Suit Up

Dear Blog:

Fall in love with TV characters who use the word AWESOME to describe themselves.
It's clearly meant to be.

Love, Anna

Thank Yous

Dear Blog:

Be so Awesome cute musicians have you in the liner notes.

Love, Anna

Baby Steps

Dear Blog:

Purchase some big girl panties and at least try to be somewhat funny even though winter = so not awesome.

Love, Anna

Resurrection

Dear Blog:

Put your big girl panties on and be sassy!

Love, Anna

Turn, Turn, Turn

Dear Blog:

Repeat after me:
After winter we get summer again!

Love, Anna

Perfection

Dear Blog:

Heart Shaped Pancakes.
So Awesome.
Demand the Best.
Always.

Love, Anna

Democratic Rights

Dear Blog:

If we don't Vote, those dancers might not be around next week!

Love, Anna

In Stereo

Dear Blog:

Listen to that album until it's in your bones.

Love, Anna

Abbreviations

Dear Blog:

Nicknames are always better in initial form.

Love, AD

Sunsets

Dear Blog:

Tell Arnold I'll be back.

Love, Anna

Extreme!

Dear Blog:

If you can't dance, you'd better be damn good at Frisbee.

Love, Anna

Roommates

Dear Blog:

Life is great when a mooing flashlight makes you smile.

Love, Anna

Singing Bees

Dear Blog:

L-O-V-E
W-O-M-A-N
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
....

Can anyone think of others?

Love, Anna

"Ladies"

Dear Blog:

Find the wise ones.
They know cool shit!

Love, Anna

Hey Mr. DJ

Dear Blog:

Music makes the people come together.

Love, Anna

Patterns of the Seasons

Dear Blog:

Argyll Socks are so very sexy.
Especially knee-highs.

ooooh!

Love, Anna

Innovation

Dear Blog:

Planning Planning Wheel Wheel Wheel all you extracurricular events.
Don't forget about the Why!

Love, Anna

Black or White

Dear Blog:

Rock it old school like MJ.
Jackson that is.
Not that b-ball guy.
Although he is pretty great too.

Love, Anna

Relaxation

Dear Blog:

Drive a lot.
And often.

Love, Anna

Bonjour de la phone call

Dear Blog:

Drinking gin with friends
Even when they live in France.
Except for Frader

Love, Anna

New and Improved

Dear Blog:

Hi-Fives are coming back in a Big Way.

Love, Anna

Postal

Dear Blog:

Boys who hip hop dance and are dreamy are indeed awesome.
Find some.
Mail them to me.

Love, Anna

And Again in Stereo

Dear Blog:

Haikus are now back
Boredom breeds this kind of thing
Parsley smoothies, yum!

Love, Anna

Being Unemployed

Dear Blog:

Go Sailing. It's a great way to spend the afternoon relaxing.
I suggest it.

Love, Anna

Hobbies

Dear Blog:

Nap.
Soooo cozy!

Love, Anna

Politics

Dear Blog:

Watch more of The Daily Show.
Then rant.
More than usual.

Love, Anna

Magic

Dear Blog:

It exists.

Love, Anna

Turn Ons

Dear Blog:

Dream about IKEA.

Try not to get TOO hot and bothered by the allen keys.

Love, Anna

Knit Purl Knit Purl Through the Zoo

Dear Blog:

Knitting Party.
Start one/several.
Enough said.

Love, Anna

Cover Art

Dear Blog:

Find hilarious pop songs and redo them yourself.
Perferably in the folkiest style possible.

Love, Anna

Bag Open, Cats Everywhere.

Dear Blog:

Play Little People Big Sack with cats.
They might sneak out of it.

Love, Anna

Let Them Eat It

Dear Blog:

Be around when your friends make pie.
Then eat it.

Love, Anna

"I'll Take Eight!"

Dear Blog:

Shop till you drop.
Be very picky.
Then buy a table for 5 dollas!

Love, Anna

"I'll Take Eight!"

Dear Blog:

Shop till you drop.
Be very picky.
Then buy a table for 5 dollas!

Love, Anna

White Anglo Saxon Protestants

Dear Blog:

Wasps are not awesome.
They are annoying, and bite-y.

Love, Anna

Entitlement

Dear Blog:

Name your car "The Dance Party" for obvious reasons.

Love, Anna

Labour

Dear Blog:

Watch a season's worth of TV all in one day.
Until your eyeballs fall out.
Be inspired.

Love, Anna

Happy Sometimes

Dear Blog:

Leave Stars in cute places.
Write notes to tape to the heavy machines.
Or Post-It Note Graffiti.

Love, Anna

Yearly Payment Plan

Dear Blog:

Start a sweet tradition.
Make your friends pay for it every year.

Love, Anna

My Comeback

Dear Blog:

Come back with a bang!
Gin Sleepovers.
Yeah!

Love, Anna

Vicarious

Dear Blog:

Pick handsome men to donate their sperm for a new-age family.
Then work with them.

Love, Anna

Pleasant Surprise

Dear Blog:

Wake up early enough so that it still smells like glorious summer morning.
But only occasionally. Sleep is also excellent.

Love, Anna

Efficiency

Dear Blog:

Pack useless things into boxes and carry said boxes around for years.
It is a fun surprise for later!

Love, Anna

TKOB

Dear Blog:

Work is ok, overtime is great!

Love, Anna

Road Map

Dear Blog:

Be excited for new adventures.
Especially if they involve Roadtrips.
Oh Yeah!

Love, Anna

Footwear

Dear Blog:

Dance like small children do. So hard your shoes fall off!

Love, Anna

Love

Dear Blog:

Befriend a pub. Have an on again off again relationship.

Love, Anna

Apathy

Dear Blog:

Summer Summer Summer Summer Frisbee Summer Summer Ice Cream Summer!

Try to get into the spirit.

Love, Anna

Tasty!

Dear Blog:

Baileys and Hot Chocolate.
mmmmmmmmmmm!

Love, Anna

Eye of the Panda

Dear Blog:

Kung Fu!

Love, Anna

Some

Dear Blog:

More Karaoke. More Airplanes. More Sisters.

Love, Anna

Brunch

Dear Blog:

Australians.

Love, Anna

(Saturday)

International Relations

Dear Blog:

Drink with people from other countries. But make sure they don't laugh "aboot" your accent.

Love, Anna

(Friday)

Memories

Dear Blog:

Have too much fun on vacation to remember to Blog.

Love, Anna

(Thursday)

Math

Dear Blog:

Apricots + Beer = A great way to celebrate.

Love, Anna

Transportation

Dear Blog:

Airplanes are there for a reason.
Use them.

Love, Anna

Fate

Dear Blog:

TV is the best way to find love.
Try Temptation Island first.

Love, Anna

Equality

Dear Blog:

Share a bottle of wine, but take up the whole bed.

Love, Anna

Emo

Dear Blog:

My eyes are swollen shut with the stings of a thousand bees and all of them have your face.

Love, Anna

Taste Buds

Dear Blog:

A cinnamon bun without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.

Love, Anna

News

Dear Blog:

Be a Cover Story at least once.

Love Anna

Job Market

Dear Blog:

Take your friend to work day is better than take your daughter to work day.

Love, Anna

Daily Routine

Dear Blog:

The more Bollywood meets Hollywood the better.
Demand brightly coloured dance numbers down the streets, elephants and gospel choirs.

Love, Anna

Fancy Free

Dear Blog:

Dance You Ass Off!
A great way to stay in shape.

Love, Anna

The Educated

Dear Blog:

Read books.
Then you can feel culturally superior.

Love, Anna

Intervention

Dear Blog:

It might be time for that first step.
I hope I don't cry when I read you my letter.

Please, just leave the Crocs at home!

Love, Anna

They're Like Fishes

Dear Blog:

Play me your favourite song but only play it on the stereo because you can't play guitar.

Or learn how to play guitar. IMPRESS ME DAMMIT.

Love, Anna

Ice Dance

Dear Blog:

It pays to know things about figure skating when going on dates.

Love, Anna

Oath

Dear Blog:

Rewrite moments of your personal history with all the better lines you wish you had said.
Only tell the better version.

Even in court.

Love, Anna

Complimentary Compliment

Dear Blog:

Tell your friends that they are Effin Fun-Fuckin-Tastic.
If they don't love it, they are not worth your time.

Love, Anna

Today's Events

Dear Blog:

Lunch Dates.

New Songs.

Good News.

More Love!

Love, Anna

Weather Report

Dear Blog:

Wake up to a clear blue sky.

Glorious.

Love, Anna

Celebrations

Dear Blog:

Gin.
Grandmothers.
It all works out.

Love, Anna

Time Zones

Dear Blog:

Time Zones can suck it. The post below is for Monday.

Love, Anna

Mating Season

Dear Blog:

Spring Fever is a great excuse to hook up unexpectedly.

Let the smooching begin!

Love, Anna

Hmmmmmm

Dear Blog:

Bubble Tea?

Love, Anna

Quirky

Dear Blog:

Have a friend buy you gifts from far away.
Preferably a Quivering Chicken.

Love, Anna

Rent Control

Dear Blog:

Let's build a Tree House.

A You and Me House.

Love, Anna

Affirmation

Dear Blog:

Hot Sun + Awesome Music = Yes.

All The Time.

Except for now, in the Not Sun.

Love, Anna

Getaway

Dear Blog:

I will miss you.
Hold the fort down.
I think you can be awesome while I am gone.

TTYL!

*gags*

Love, Anna

Planning

Dear Blog:

Make Lists.
Pack Things.
Leave this town and never come back!

Love Anna

Humour

Dear Blog:

Cross the line with a joke in poor taste.
Watch your friends squirm.

Then laughingly pretend you didn't mean it.

Love Anna

Bikini Season

Dear Blog:

Start your spring work out right - Snowshoveling.

Love, Anna

Fashion

Dear Blog:

Snowpants.

Love, Anna

Sympathy

Dear Blog:

These are the best break-up lines.

For women to say: "I just don't want your P in my V."

For men to say: "Shit got weird, let's just be bros."

Love, Anna

Hobby

Dear Blog:

"We could be daytime drunks it we wanted,
we'd never get anything done that way, baby."

Do it. With Good Friends.

(also be Daytime Drunks!)

Love, Anna

SHAME!

Dear Blog:

I missed Thursday.

I am sorry.

Love, Anna

Shameless Promotion

Dear Blog:

Picnicface is Hilarious and Awesome.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/user/picnicface

Love, Anna

Vigilante

Dear Blog:

"Captain Exhaust-o.
That is my super-hero name.

I don't solve a lot of crime....."

Hang out with old friends more often. Great Blog material!

Love, Anna

SCIENCE!

Dear Blog:

She blinded me with Science.

Ouch.

But also: Ooooh!

Love, Anna

Delicious Pancakes!

Dear Blog:

Breakfast Dates = Yes!

Please add this to the Awesomest Things Calender.

Thank you.

Love, Anna

Exercise

Dear Blog:

Next time when saying "WOW" about something exciting, add a couple of Snap Kicks into the mix.

It's a Snap Kickingly Good Time.

Love, Anna

Opposity Day Indeed

Dear Blog:

Giant Pearl Coloured Escalades are Not Awesome.

If you own one, sell it and give the proceeds to an inner city youth organization.

Love, Anna

This Morning

Dear Blog:

Try to use this word today.

Banausic (adj)
1. with no art, creativity, or imagination
2. practical or materialistic rather than uplifting or inspiring

Love, Anna

We All Need More....

Dear Blog:

It is impossible to keep from smiling when confronted with the following three things.

Penguins
Baby Turtles
Cowbell

Love, Anna

Memory

Dear Blog:

Sharks should never be anything except for fucking awesome.
Sharks are what dreams are made of!

Love, Anna

Ah! I know, I know!
It's not a haiku. Suck it up!
Some day it might be.

A Sure Thing

Dear Blog:

Best New Pick Up Line
Just a note: Do you like me?
Check Yes, No, Maybe.


Use it.

Love Anna

Proposal

Dear Blog:

Posts are now haikus
Haikus are always awesome
Even when they're not*

Love, Anna

*Haiku Author is
The First Blog Contributer
Thank you Sir Poet.

PSA

Dear Blog:

More people should say the word "WOW!" when excited or amazed.

It is funny.

Love, Anna

Three strikes you're out

Dear Blog:

Snow blowers and lawn mowers sound similar outside my window.
WHY ISN'T IT SUMMER YET DAMMIT!

And yes, I am smokin' hot as usual. Thank you.

Love, Anna

Walk of Fame

Dear Blog:

The Gin-a-tron made the slow walk this morning back to her car.

There was a buzzing sound and two flies suddenly were humping on the arm of the Gin-a-tron's coat.

Spring?

Love,
Anna

Environmentalism

Dear Blog:

Sunny days should be always.

Please clear up the smog issue in California. Let's move there.

Deal? Deal!

Love, Anna

Politically Correct

Dear Blog:

_ _ _ _ / = / _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Hangman (hang person?) Time!

Love, Anna

p.s. Blog will buy you a beer if you get it right.

To Do

Dear Blog:

Daydream in bed. Very Comfy.

Watch Batman the Movie with Adam West.

Daydream about Batman.

Love, Anna

You think I'm kidding....

Dear Blog:

I have thoughts about Medicentres. Some of them are good. Some of them are bad.
Luckily I didn't have to kill anyone to get eye drops.




Also: Ace of Base is the Next Big Thing.

Love, Anna

So don't

Dear Blog:

Real work is for suckers.

Buy a hammock and drink mohitos instead.

Love, Anna

International Pay Homage To The King Maker The Movie Day

Dear Blog:

Today is now officially International Pay Homage To The King Maker The Movie Day.

It is a very important day. Please add it to the Awesomest Things Calender.


Thank you.

Love, Anna